SMILE 2024.

HI everybody

TEACHER

Why are you late?

WEBSTER
Because of the sign.

TEACHER
What sign?

WEBSTER
The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER
Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

CINDY
You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER
John, how do you spell "crocodile?"

JOHN
K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER
No, that’s wrong

JOHN
Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER
What is the chemical formula for water?

SARAH
H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER
What are you talking about?

SARAH
Yesterday you said it’s H to O!

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TEACHER
Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

WILLIE
Me!

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TEACHER
Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."

ELLEN
I is…

TEACHER
No, Ellen….. Always say, "I am."

ELLEN
All right… "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER
What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

PUPIL
A teacher.

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Dear Gazala
This is very funny

TEACHER
What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

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PUPIL
A teacher

thanks alot
waiting for more nice Participations

Regards
CIZA

Ciza

Thanks HONEY for your sweet pass

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته

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Gazala!!!! Am I always talking when people are no longer interested??!! OOOOOps!!! Watch your tongue, girl, or I’ll have to use teachers’ ways for punishment!!!z
:angry:

(wink)

I am kidding, of course!! Thanks, dear Gazala, for your nice jokes. They made me laugh a lot! Wow!! They were really such smart ones

Thanks, dear

Best Wishes

Amal

Dear Gazala
you are most welcome, honey

Dearest amal
we are speaking about another
kind of teachers not one like you
you are our lovley SISTER & BRIDE

Regards
Ciza

:o:o

Thanks, Ciza
:o:o

I have nothing to say after my sister CIZA

Be sure that when anyone was talking without anybody listening for her

Of course, she will not be YOU

THANK you

:shy::shy:

I know, dearest Gazala, I was kidding and teasing you a little:cool2:

Thanks, dear, for your sweet participations and keep up the good work

Best Wishes

Amal

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