😉{Happy new school year everybody!!
Here are some funny jokes about some poor teachers:confused: & their naughty students:tongue:..
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Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there!
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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right
pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?"
"Someone else’s pants".
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The child comes home from his first day at school.
Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
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The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The
teacher shouts to the sleeping student’s neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!" The neighbor yells back, "You
put him to sleep, you wake him up!"
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Teacher: Johnny, you know you can’t sleep in my class.
Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could
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What pooooooor teachers Salad
Not fair:UP202: Sweety salad, why teachers????????!! there r poooor:UP202: students and pupils as well
Indeed You make me laugh
Thank you , that helps to exchange the killer air here
I am sooo happy that you liked my topic & enjoyed it,darling
And that I managed to draw a wide smile on your tired face today
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topic green salad..
It is always nice to read jokes and smile.. 
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And I’m happy to be thi first who read yours
I liked all of them, Thank God I’m not a biology teacher
Teacher: Johnny, you know you can’t sleep in my class.
Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could
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hhhhhhhhhhh great one (y) thank you dear green for the nice jokes
I like them >>> THANX alot
and by the way , I am a teacher and always tell the students not to talk in ARABIC in the class .. so some day a student came to me an d told me that she wanna go to toilet in ARABIC .. so I told her that if she asked me in english I ll let her go so … she think and think and finally said :
(( TEACHER MAY I DRINK TOILET PLEASE )) !!! SHe was confused between ((MAY I DRINK WATER PLEASE AND MAY I GO TO TOILET PLEASE ))) THATS IT hope u like it
thanx and bye bye
I LOVED THE 3RD ONE .. KEEP ON POSTING SUCH A THING
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Thanks a lot for your nice & lovely comment sweety, Amoula
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