Operator: ‘Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your…’
Customer: ‘Helloo, can I order..’
Operator : ‘Can I have your multi UAE identity card number first, Sir?’
Customer: ‘It’s eh…, hold……….on……889861356102049998-45-54610’
Operator : ‘OK… you’re… Mr Singh and you’re calling from Nasir
Square, Deira, Dubai. Your home number is 04-2254821, your office
04-3480536 and your mobile is 050-9923487. Which number are you calling
from now Sir?’
Customer: ‘Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : ‘We are connected to the system Sir’
Customer: ‘May I order your Seafood Pizza…’
Operator : ‘That’s not a good idea Sir’
Customer: ‘How come?’
Operator : ‘According to your medical records, you have high blood
pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir’
Customer: ‘What?… What do you recommend then?’
Operator : ‘Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You’ll like it’
Customer: ‘How do you know for sure?’
Operator : ‘You borrowed a book entitled ‘Popular
Hokkien Dishes’ from the National Library last week Sir’
Customer: ‘OK I give up… Give me three family size
ones then, how much will that cost?’
Operator : ‘That should be enough for your family of
10, Sir. The total is AED 67.00′
Customer: ‘Can I pay by credit card?’
Operator : ‘I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card
is over the limit and you owe your bank AED 3,720.55 since October last
year. That’s not including the late payment charges on your
housing loan, Sir.’
Customer: ‘I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood
ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives’
Operator : ‘You can’t Sir. Based on the records,
you’ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today’
Customer: ‘Never mind just send the pizzas, I’ll
have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?’
Operator : ‘About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can’t
wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle…’
Customer: ‘What!’
Operator : ‘According to the details in system ,you own a
Scooter,…registration number 1123…’
Customer: ‘????’
Operator : ‘Is there anything else Sir?’
Customer: ‘Nothing… by the way… aren’t you giving me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?’
Operator : ‘We normally would Sir, but based on your records you’re
also diabetic……. ‘
Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^
Operator : ‘Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987
you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman…?’
ROFL ;p annoying huh? Just the Operator forgot to say to Customer " Why are you Still living? Sir."
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poooooooor man
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Thanks a lot sis ,I really enjoyed reading it
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I really enjoyed it…I doubt that this guy is gonna make any more orders
It would be better for him to go to sleep like:B_wink: a bug in a rug
with empty stomach than having such phone call..:SOFA:.which seems to be a C.I.A inquiries..:21_8:…
Thank you sweetie for the story…..
really enjoyed reading it
thx dear