Motherlaw 2024.

I bring u some joks from an other website that made me laugh from the deepest of my heart I hope that you like them

Husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, it’s my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy her? She would like something electrical." The husband replied, "How about a chair??"
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The lawyer cabled his client overseas: "Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?" Back came the reply, "Take no chances – order all three."
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At the funeral, a priest was consoling the bereaved man: "Come, come my good man, tears cannot restore your mother-in-law."
"Yes, I know… that’s why I’m crying."

Adam and Eve were the happiest and the luckiest couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law.
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Have you heard about this man who took his mother-in-law to the zoo and threw her into the crocodile pool. He is now being sued by the SPCA for being cruel to the crocodiles.

Two neighbors were having a chat when one said, "I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mother-in-law." The other asked, "Did you put it to sleep?" "No, of course not," said the first, "I had its teeth sharpened."

My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog in the street. "Oh, that’s terrible" "Yes, it was terrible to watch the dog die slowly in convulsions."?
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The president of the service club asked his new member, "Would you like to donate something to the home for the aged?" The new member replied,"Yes, my mother-in-law."

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Wife: Dear, this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall. Had it fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been hit on the head and badly hurt. Husband : Oh, Damm! That clock has always been slow
I hope u like it

Sooooo Sorry Mothrs in law
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My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog in the street. "Oh, that’s terrible" "Yes, it was terrible to watch the dog die slowly in convulsions."?
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh great joks hhhhhhhhhhhhhh thanks bent ljanoub that’s so cuuuute

I really laugh! hahahahahhaha:21_133:

thank you dear for your wonderful jokes

wooow

realy funny

and this one is the best

Have you heard about this man who took his mother-in-law to the zoo and threw her into the crocodile pool. He is now being sued by the SPCA for being cruel to the crocodiles.

loooooooooool

thanks alot sis

amoula000, Sali, lazord
Thanx 4 ur passing by
Thanx dear amoula 4 ur jok we really :21_131::dd: laughhahahahahhaha

that was like totally cool
it was very funny thank you so much 4 making me laugh

hahahahahahahaha
The president of the service club asked his new member, "Would you like to donate something to the home for the aged?" The new member replied,"Yes, my mother-in-law
thanks

Thankx 4 urjok and passin
we r waiting 4 ur joks

Those some joks Of Mr.Bean

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BRAIN TUMOR :j

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
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Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
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MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL :

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

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WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!
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DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr. Bean(crying) the doctor called, Mom’s dead.

Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
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Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too
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I hope u like them
I wait urs

hehehehehehehehhe nice jokes thanx:21_131:

i like ths one