funny topic while I was surfing
the net few days ago.. and ,now allow me
to produce it to you all!!
!!
by Author Unknown
"If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
"If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
"Because I said so, that’s why."
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me."
"Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about."
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
"If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!"
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
"Stop acting like your father!"
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful
parents like you do."
"Just wait until we get home."—this one was my favurite one-hehehehehe!!
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
"If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way.":eek:!!!!! -this sentence is amazingly true
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
"If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up."
"You’re just like your father."
"When you get to be my age, you’ll understand."
"One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just
like you!"
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:15:And now can you answer these few Qs for me please: -what was your favourite lesson
from the above ones
??
:wink:-Did your mother teach you similar lessons when you were a little girl
??
–Be honest please–
??
:rolleyes:If not are you gonna prepare similar lessons plans
for your future kids
??
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Good luck everybody.. and I really hope that you have enjoyed learning all of these amazing and useful lessons as I did before
:ss:!!
(f)😎
mamafotoon I really can’t wait to read your own unique respond esp.when you are gonna start talking about your naughty sweety boys: Rashid and Hamad
hahahaha great topic
i really loved this one
Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about."
what was your favourite lesson
from the above ones
??
My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it
hahaha (a) 😮
😉-Did your mother teach you similar lessons when you were a little girl
yeaaah of course
and i was a good girl i say always ok 😮 haha
oh God bless my beautiful mommy
greeno sweety cute & nice topic
thank you (f) sweet friend
&
short:mad:
respond
!!
:tongue:hehehehheehheheh..joking- of course
!!
Allah knows only all of the horrible i.m cute things .. you did when you were a beautiful little girl
!!
😉
Love u dear
!!
And all of the above lessons seem nothing compared to what she actually taught me…!!
I can sum up them in one great lesson:always appreciate the others’ works…!!
So,we really should appreciate our mothers hard work first…!!
we can do this for example by simply avoiding nagging about the food she cook for us
everyday with
love and passion..!!
Are you gonna teach your future kids these lessons ??
Every generation needs new ways of raising & different kind of teaching …!!
The little kids from the old generation for example used to get quite and stop crying
directly when their mothers looked at them with their strict wide eyes..!!
But, the new generation of today are totally different!!
nothing really works with them..
No shouting or threatening or even hitting ..!!
The things that used to works with us are completely useless with them ,now
Greeno
thank you very much :15:
soooooooooooooooo funny sweety
sorry i was late
but i’m here now hehehe
very cute topic just like you dear
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-what was your favourite lesson
from the above ones
??
these r my favourites
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that’s why
16. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up."
19. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just
like you
esp.the last one
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😉-Did your mother teach you similar lessons when you were a little girl
??
ofcours ,, i guss we all had these kind of lessons
:tongue:If you are a mother let me ask you: are you teaching them to your little kids right now
??
hahahahahaha
not right now he still a baby
:rolleyes:If not are you gonna prepare similar lessons plans
for your future kids
??
I will ofcours , i have just one little baby but , i have veeeeeery huge plans for him >> hehehehehehe :shy::21_133:
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Thanks sweety 4 the nice topic and your lovely ivittation :8875:
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I really enjoyed reading both of your lovely responds
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Love you all
!!
:15::15:
Amazing and lovely topic
I love it
Wonderful
Qoutes
and
Great saying
I’ll come back
of sure
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Sweetheart Greeno
Amazing and lovely topic I love it Wonderful and Great saying I’ll come back
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thanks Bentoot (Our beloved supervisor ) for ur nice complement
&
great efforts in this section
!!
I love you sooo much sweety
!!
:15:
A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and handed her a piece of paper that he had been writing on. After his Mom dried her hands on an apron, she read it, and this is what it said:
For cutting the grass: $5.00
For cleaning up my room this week: $1.00
For going to the store for you: $.50
Baby-sitting my kid brother while you went shopping: $.25
Taking out the garbage: $1.00
For getting a good report card: $5.00
For cleaning up and raking the yard: $2.00
Total owed: $14.75
Well, his mother looked at him standing there, and the boy could see the memories flashing through her mind. She picked up the pen, turned over the paper he’d written on, and this is what she wrote:
For the nine months I carried you while you were growing inside me:
No Charge
For all the nights that I’ve sat up with you, doctored and prayed for you:
No Charge
For all the trying times, and all the tears that you’ve caused through the years:
No Charge
For all the nights that were filled with dread, and for the worries I knew were ahead:
No Charge
For the toys, food, clothes, and even wiping your nose:
No Charge
Son, when you add it up, the cost of my love is:
No Charge.
When the boy finished reading what his mother had written, there were big tears in his eyes, and he looked straight at his mother and said, "Mom, I sure do love you." And then he took the pen and in great big letters he wrote: PAID IN FULL
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Lessons(f)
·(f)You will never know how much your parents worth till you become a parent
(f)Be a giver not an asker, especially with your parents. there is a lot to give, besides money