But darkens our skin?
Why women can’t put on mascara
With their mouth closed?
Why you don’t ever see the headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start"
to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor,
while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?
Why there isn’t mouse flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a
"New & improved" flavor?
Why they ste rilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don’t make the whole plane out of the
material used for the indestructible black box?
Why sheep don’t shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when
They are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro,
Is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why they call the airport "the terminal"
if flying is so safe?
AND…
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and thats the only time to do my hair!)
On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(Shoplifter’s special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
&nbs p;"Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how???)
On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it’s just a suggestion).
On Nanna’s Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well.. a bit late, eh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought??…)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn’t this save me more time?)
On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And…I’m taking this because???)
On most brands of celebration lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to…what?)
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious.)
On Nobby’s peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts".
(Wow)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh…fly Delta?)
I don’t blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:
On a child’s superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
They open your eyes further
thank you dear
great participation
if you want to speak of human stupidity i think we could go on forever and ever lol..
with respect to us and to our mentalities ofcourse..
i could try to answer some of those questions..
and as for the labels.. no comment
thank you dear
i enjoyed reading those thoughts and pondering over them
do let us see your participations more often
thanks again
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thanks for your comments 🙂