WHY TEACHERS GO CRAZY
TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday
STUDENT: Seven
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
STUDENT: Nine
TEACHER: That’s impossible
STUDENT: No, it isn’t, Teacher. I’m eight today
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America
GEORGE: Here it is!!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George
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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t
have ten years ago
WILLY: Me!
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TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
BILLY: No, I’m Billy Anderson
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TEACHER: Didn’t you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir
TEACHER: And didn’t I promise to punish you if you didn’t?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don’t expect you to
keep yours
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground then you are
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HAROLD:Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
TEACHER: Of course not
HAROLD: Good, because I didn’t do my homework
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: I hope I didn’t see you looking at Don’s paper
JOHN: I hope you didn’t either
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GARY: I don’t think I deserve a zero on this test
TEACHER: I agree, but it’s the lowest mark I can give you
COPIED
ميرسي حلوييين كتييير
thnx for ur participation.. the jokes are funny.. but the heading you chose caught my attention… "blow your teacher" has an improper meaning in slang language..!
Best wishes
العنيــــــدة™
thanx sis
god bless you
GEORGE: Here it is!!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George
: George:eek2:
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thanx sis
thanks dear